BRIEF EINES ÖSTERREICHERS AN DIE NASA

+++nachdem mein posting von heut morgen schon mal gepostet wurde, jetzt was neues+++

Greet God,

I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the
television. In color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the
world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of
Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my
wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw.
She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapptail. She wants that I
become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the
hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on
the moon. Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His
name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But
please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because
I am not swindle-free. And no standing-place please? And please do not tell
my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a
sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and
kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through
my far-glass and see my wife working on the potato field. And I and my dog
laugh us a branch (hähä). We will kringel ourself before laughing
(höhöhöhö)! Is what loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the
sun shines every day. This is very good for my frost-boils.

With friendly Servus

Xaver

 

Oesterreicherköpfe ähneln Kartoffeln.
Beim Frisör: "Die Kartoffel schälen, aber die Augen net ausstechen, bitte!"

 

Ein österreichischer Gesamtkünstler sagte einmal:

"Was dem Zimmermann seine Zimmermannshose und dem Matrosen seine Matrosenhose, das ist dem Österreicher seine Niedertracht." ;-)

André Heller

 

*grrööhhhhlll*

danke

*tränewegwisch*

 

...die Kinder sind immer aus Wien...

 

Hallo!!

Ich hab auch einen Witz!!

PISA-STUDIE...
ups, die gabs ja in echt

Scherz bei seite, *LOOOL*

Liebe Grüsse, Mario